Sharted

The other day I went to work and was still feeling like crap from the sinus crud that has engulfed my head. Coughing up this nice juicy post nasal drip. Eyes are soo droopy I can only see what a glaucoma patient can see.

While sitting at my desk I really had to fart, so I let it go. Boy that didn't feel quite right. Felt a little wet. Man... don't tell me I just drew mud! I walked up to the restroom and it felt kinda weird. Kinda mushy. Man, I don't believe this. I made it to the stall and pulled down my shorts and sure enough I had sharted. Disgusting! Then I think, I know others have done this... just to make myself feel better about it. Not really. I have shit in my shorts!

Well I took my underwear off which served it's life long purpose by protecting my shorts, tossed them away so I wouldn't be carrying them around. I finished what was started at my desk and decided I better go home. I felt like crap and I took a crap, right in my shorts no less. Just started to think I was actually feeling better. What a way to end the day.