Only a moron....

Well I couldn't sleep this morning and got up at my usual 5:15 to walk the dogs. I hadn't planned on riding so when I got back to the house I didn't feel like sitting around. I decided to head out. It's friday, easy day. I wasn't in any hurry to get to the meeting area. Once I got on Magazine to head through the parking lot at the zoo, I spotted Scott heading out ahead of me. He had about 250 meters on me. As we got on the bike path I was just spinning around 16 knowing he will stop at the meeting area. Riding from the zoo on the levee you have to pass the Army Corps of Engineers which has two entrances that cross the railroad tracks then the bike path and about two car lengths after that a gate. Well this morning there were two cars stopped at the gate as Scott approached and the bike path was clear. Clear until he decided to cross the the entrance. The, we will say person, in the second car decided that the guard was taking to long with the first car and threw it in reverse and almost hit Scott as he was crossing the entrance. He stopped thinking she, sorry, the person, would apologize but instead got an earful of profanity screamed at him. I think he had the classic comeback with "Only a moron like you would back into traffic". It was yelled loud enough for me to hear from 200 meters away. Turns out she, person, was a very large individual that probably hates exercise and only gets it by working her, their, jaw. We had quite a few laughs about it at the meeting area, but made sure no one would cross a road without looking twice for morons.